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Sunday, April 17, 2011

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This is what happened: Temporary tattoos

I love the backs of my hands. They're always convenient canvases for temporary tattoos.

I usually draw when I am listening to something only, and need to keep my hands occupied. I did this a lot during high school, and I understand it looks like I'm not paying attention when I'm doodling on my hands (and in high school, forearms) - but my English teacher would suddenly call me out and ask what topic we were talking about, and I would recite the past three or so sentences she said, word for word, and after a while she got used to the idea that I was still listening.

I like black, or just using one color, because it's limiting. Here are a few that I've done this semester, though none are very good. Some have too much and some have too little, and I never know what I'm doing.


Matt Kim's LG Talk

Sarah Lin's LG talk

Nate Lee's LG talk


Physics: Acoustics midterm

Katamari Damacy Soundtrack

Closeup of Narwhal for Katamari Damacy


I have not a clue what this is from

On BART

Thursday, April 14, 2011

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This is what happened: A forgotten poem

In 6th grade, I spent a week at 4,500 elevation somewhere in California with a hundred other sixth graders as part of our Outdoor Ed program. Everyone had been looking forward to it for years; I, at my sixth new elementary school that year, had heard no previous stories of the goings on the week of Outdoor Ed.

I learned miscellaneous skills like how to whistle with an acorn shell, the necessity of drinking several quarts of water a day to stay hydrated at high elevation, and etiquette such as always passing the salt and pepper shakers together, or which side of the place setting utensils go on, and other things I don't remember or do anymore.

For an activity on the day before last, we sat down in a big room and were given half an hour to write a poem or a recollection about our experiences that week. I had a piece of paper and a crayon, and wrote about ten couplets about nature, throwing in (appropriately) some of the biggest words I knew. And I knew some pretty flowery language in sixth grade - reading was my official sport back then - and I even threw in some metaphors and similes. I'm pretty sure those couplets weren't in iambic pentameter but they definitely rhymed. I didn't put my name on it when we turned it in, partly because they said it could be anonymous but mostly because I ran out of room with my crayon.

The next day as we sat at correctly-set tables for breakfast before we were to be ferried back to suburbia by big yellow buses, one of the camp directors announced that they had come across something special from our activity yesterday and wanted to share it. My heartbeat started to drop, then race quickly as she started reading with careful inflection the poem I had scrawled in crayon. I prayed, prayed, prayed she wouldn't single me out as the author, and then realized she couldn't have since I didn't put my name on it, and then I wished instead that I had written my name. "There was no name on this poem, but I think whatever student wrote this really learned something this week." She said from the stage, far away from where I was sitting.

As we headed to the buses a half hour later, nobody in all the conversations I eavesdropped was talking about that poem. It probably wasn't that good, anyway, but I wanted to hear some validation of my writing, to see if anyone else had recognized whatever it was the director did. I pulled Raymond aside, one of my few friends. "You know the poem that the lady read? I wrote that yesterday."

"Oh, really?" He seemed enthusiastic, like he always did. "Good job! It was really good!"

"What did you think of it?"

"I liked it a lot."

"Thanks, Raymond." We got on the buses and went home.

Monday, April 11, 2011

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This is what happened: Na na na na na na na na na na Bus

I was waiting at the bus stop at 8 AM, too early on a Sunday to be going to school, so I was unhappy. I started to play the Katamari Damacy soundtrack on my iphone, though, which is the best soundtrack ever to start off my day. Sasasan Katamari, the first track, started playing as I looked down Noriega street toward the ocean and could see the bus coming from seven blocks away.

My chronic problem is forgetting to bring my essentials because I change bags so often. This time I had elected not to bring a bag since I was just going to rehearsal and a concert all day, so instead I had my black coat with deep pockets to hold my earplugs and water bottle, and my concert clothes already on. The bus was approaching one stop away from mine when I reflexively reached into my pocket for my wallet, and instead felt nothing.

My heart skipped a beat and everything seemed to halt as my mind raced, calculating whether or not I'd be able to run across the street and down the block to my house, go to my room and extract my wallet from my other pants, and get back to the bus stop. If I was lucky, the bus would be caught by the red light, and I'd have another 20 seconds. If only I had realized I didn't have my wallet on me earlier! Or remembered to check my pockets thoroughly in the first place before changing them and leaving.

But in the space of the second all those thoughts took to blink by, the soundtrack moved onto the Main Theme, Katamari on the Rocks. (Playing this strongly recommended). If I ever had a battle music, this track would be it. The opening stereo beats made my decision for my legs, and I was already running across the street before I knew it.

I have never felt more encouraged and purposeful than I did that morning, sprinting in all-black clothing with the power of a full brass section as a fanfare for my mission. As I opened my gate I glanced at the bus, which to God's glory was kneeling and loading one-by-one three elder citizens. I unlocked my door to a completely dark room - "Don't-a worry, do your best!" -, grabbed my wallet, and was flying back out in under ten seconds - the bus was rolling up the street again as I closed my door.

I ran back up the block, but as I was crossing the street I realized I had safely beaten the bus and would make it to the stop before it got there, and slowed down to a trot.