...about my marimba, in sequential order:
Person: Whoa! That thing is huge.
Me: Yes.
Person: How do you move it around?
Me: I take it apart into multiple pieces and disassemble it.
Person: How much does it way?
Me: 500 Pounds.
Person, trying to be clever: Don't you ever wish you played piccolo or something?
Me: Rolls eyes
About a Rubik's cube when I solve one:
- Whoa! It's like magic.
- I used to just peel the stickers off and put them back on! hahahahahahahaha
About my bike, in decreasing order of percentage of comments received:
- Nice frame (80%, from other bikers)
- It's pretty (18%, from non-bikers)
- That's good exercise for you/you're saving the planet (Andrew Meyerson)
About my accordion, in order of hilarity:
- Vintage? So are your keys made of ivory?
- Whenever you play, I feel like I'm in a French indie film. Stop it.
- You fixed that? I thought you were a musician.
