I would really like to meet the person or people who came up with this campaign, so I can slap them across the face and see if I can't beat some sense into them. I am assuming they want this campaign to work on the principle of 1) people seeing these cryptic but widespread messages, 2) being confused and 3) asking about them, and therefore creating an opportunity for girls (or people like me, except out of spite) to tell them about breast cancer. I mean, otherwise, people will never care about this disease, right?
But that is idealistic and idiotic. The majority of facebook users are friends with so many acquaintances that most interactions are superficial and inconsequential due to the volume, and therefore have very little incentive to ask about these statuses unless it comes from one of their closer friends, and then only slightly. Also, since the first person who thought it would be clever and artistic to apply ambiguous lyrics from some artist who already doesn't know what they're talking about, facebook users are conditioned to ignore statuses they don't understand. Heck, I already ignore most of the statuses I do understand.
Secondly, I often see this: Girls who post the status and actually elicit an inquiry refuse to explain it. I probably hate this more - but only marginally - than having actually posted it in the first place, because you are undermining the whole purpose of this campaign. Some girls are merely treating this as an in-joke among women (which I understand is important because smugness seems to be integral to feeling like you're part of a community), and therefore raising NO more awareness about breast cancer, not to mention simply letting my fellow men (and in some cases, other women) wallow in ignorance and mild annoyance.
My last point is this: Why do we even need to raise awareness of breast cancer? I don't think that's an issue anymore in the United States, or at least for anyone who even has access to facebook. For me, I admit that although I know cancer is a scary issue and has directly affected people around me, I don't know much about the statistics of breast cancer and sought to educate myself - but I am not as invested in this issue as my cohorts without a Y chromosome because I don't have boobs, and they do. I really feel like women know about it already and should get a mammogram (when you're older and more at risk), but just having awareness doesn't seem to be doing anything here to help - it's like knowing, in the back of your mind, that somewhere in the world, some group of people are starving or dying of malaria.
Awareness is still very pertinent issue and part of the battle against breast cancer, but not in this part of the world. Do me a favor, if you've read this far already, go and read this article. In developing countries, the greatest danger is that people don't know it's a problem, but here in the States, new diagnosis and treatment options become available all the time. So really, awareness isn't the problem.
At least the campaign has worked on me and I count as one more educated person on the issue of breast cancer. In the meantime, I am going to go copy and paste these links as comments in people's facebook statuses.
Post-post thoughts:
[The only other thing that has gotten me so riled up is the third movement of Preludios by Thomas Oboe Lee, who obviously hates marimba players and wants to punish them.
Thank the lord for the people giving up facebook for the Daniel fast, that's less of these statuses I need to be mildly annoyed at.]
